I should have known better

You guys are like little children, I swear. I don't suppose anyone knows anything about the Post Office being swarmed yesterday? No? Of course not. Between my warnings and your marvelous self-restraint we are proving to the FBI that we can be trusted with life-saving information.

I know how frustrating the situation is. I'm sure you're all sick of the antiseptic smell pervading town. I too crave the fresh grease of fast food. And let's hear it for the only vehicles permitted on the streets: you rock, unmarked SUVs and cop cars. But seriously, if you had gotten your hands on the vaccine, would you know how to use it? Or would you just waste it in your misguided, panic-driven state?

Assholes.